Monthly Archives: July 2010

On Turndown Service . . .

The maid offered me “turndown” service, but I didn’t want it, so I had to turn her down. – Nicholas Payton

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On Fucking Over Others (part 2) . . .

You can’t win a pissing contest with your pants still on! – Nicholas Payton

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On Fucking Over Others (part 1) . . .

There are two schools of thought, and they’re warring with one another for righteousness. In any war, the only true victor is the void that stands between the opponents. – Nicholas Payton

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