You Think You Bad? You Do It!

You Think You Bad?

You know what’s wrong with the world? Too many people spending time worrying about how other people should do some shit or how they could do it better instead of working on themselves. If folks spent more time contributing something to the world, they wouldn’t have much time to judge others who do. ‘Tis far easier to be a critic than it is to actually accomplish something in your life aside from criticism. People who sit on the sidelines and talk about how it should be done as opposed to getting out there and doing it are #comn (chillin’ on my nutz).

Everybody’s a star, everyone tweets, everybody knows what’s best, and most mothafuckas don’t know a got damn thing. They’re having trouble figuring out their own life situations but wanna tell you how to run yours. Fuck outta here. Figure out your own shit, and when you do, you’ll have more meaningful shit to say on your own. If all you have to say is how other people should do things, then what does that say about you?

You Ain’t Nothin’!

What are you learning about life if you spend a great deal of time critiquing how others go about theirs? They love you. They hate you. They can’t make decisions on their own because they’re too obsessed with what decisions you make. Do you want to know why you’re enamored with talking about certain people? They’re living and you’re not, that’s why. By participating in social media, we are all subject to criticism, that’s understood, but some of y’all only have criticism to add to the conversation. If your biggest accomplishment in life is getting a reaction from people, that’s sad. If you only praise people because they praise you, that’s pathetic. If you feel threatened by folks who are brave enough to stand alone for something they believe in, that’s cowardice. And if all you have to add to a conversation is a smart-ass quip, that’s childish.

What Are You Doing For The Rest Of Your Life?


It’s real simple: Focus on you. That’s it. The world would be instantly healed if everyone just enlightened themselves. No one can bless you. We must bless ourselves. Each one would no longer have to teach one. No one would have to be their brother’s or sister’s keeper. The burdens and troubles of the world would vanish. If only more fought the internal war, there would be far less external wars. Stop picking apart every little fucking thing someone else does. None of us are perfect; just own your shit. That’s enough.

The Scales of Just This


Just diss, that’s all some of you do. Just diss. There’s no justice, just this. This is all we need; nothing more, nothing less. Thisness: a trueness of being. Absolute sincerity. Every Is is plagued with an Ism. The Id is haunted by “Well, I’d do it this way.” Your way works for you and my way works for me.

There are enough ways in the world for everyone.

Mothafuck The Wagon; Don’t Join The Band

The Emperor ain’t naked; he got on dirty draws. You mothafuckas don’t care because y’all draws dirty too. It’s a damn shame. Everybody giving High 5s and the world is in flames. Get your shit together people. The slackers and the crackers are making it hard for those who actually do the work. Nigga, stop looking for a handout; nobody owes you shit because you had a tough life. Pull it together and git ‘er done.

You Gotta Wash Your Ass

There are a bunch of semicolons out there today. You know, half-asses…. Just enough is good enough. No one wants to disturb the bunch. A bunch of yes men and posers all waiting to get their piece of the pie. Mothafuck a pie. Mothafuck a piece. Peace, that’s what we all need. The peace in knowing that if you can just have the leisure time to worry about your circle, you wouldn’t have to worry about so much else. You can’t focus on just cleaning your own asshole because there are too many other assholes out there that need service. That’s right!

I Stay Woke

They say you get more bees with honey. Who the fuck wants a bunch of bees? Bees sting, especially Wanna Bees. Wanna be this and they wanna be that, but really ain’t shit. Bees buzz. Create your own buzz. Be a light. In a world full of darkness, you’d think light would be appreciated, but to some, light is the sun peeping through the shades disturbing their slumber. They don’t wanna be awakened. Thing is, we all have a choice. There is enough room in the world for everyone to be who they are without getting in another’s way.

Spare Change


You gave and you give and yet you are unappreciated. Why bother? Why contribute to the world only to be ousted, in the end? Why? You love you. Your conscience won’t let you idly sit by and let the world implode. You care enough and don’t give a fuck at the same time. Sucks, but all sucking ain’t bad. There’s some good shit out there. Matter of fact, there’s a surplus; an overabundance. Wanna know why? Because people don’t want high-level shit, they just want spare change. They are satisfied with someone else’s leftovers. New ground isn’t paved. It requires too much work to think for yourself, so, fuck it. Status-quo is the new counterculture and counterculture is now a fad. It’s almost predictable what mothafuckas’ next move will be. That’s what people want. No one wants to guess anymore. We’re too impatient to deal with anything that doesn’t reveal all its levels at once. No one wants to dig but everybody wants to be hip.

Knee Deep


Real mothafuckas are hard to come by these days. Everybody is a genius. Snowflakes are #comn, literally. If you spent time cultivating your own nutz, you wouldn’t have so much time to spend chillin’ on everyone else’s. Be a man, be a woman, a boi, ladyboy, whatever you like. Whatever it is–be you–and stop worrying about what people think and do. That’s valuable time you could be putting into your own shit.

Don’t hate: Create!



– Nicholas Payton aka The Creator of #BAM


I Love MJ, but Satchmo was the Original King of Pop

Who’s Bad?

I love MJ, but I believe Louis Armstrong should be given as much praise, if not more than MJ. Pops was the Original King of Pop. And for clarification, I didn’t flat-out say Pops deserved more praise than MJ, but he is definitely deserving of as much if not more. I’m not discrediting Michael’s accomplishments, I’m just saying Armstrong is the progenitor of the Black, Pop aesthetic. The Black, Pop aesthetic is the American Pop aesthetic.

So-called “JAZZ” was the world’s first popular music. That’s why the ’20s was dubbed “The Jazz Age.” There were others before him, but Pops was its 1st star.

Of course, Paul WhiteMan was dubbed “The King of Jazz,” but that was a farce. He, like the Original Dixieland Jass Band, are pretty much insignificant in the true scope of American Popular music.

A Matter Of Black and White

Satchmo’s white handkerchief came decades before MJ’s white glove. #DontGetItTwisted #mfcomn

And you think MJ invented the high-water pant with white socks?

Pops did that first too!

No insult to Michael, but the Black Pop icon didn’t really exist before Armstrong. To all those people who love to pretend like Michael just sprang-up out of nowhere, he is not the Immaculate Conception of Pop Music. And there is absolutely nothing reductive about saying that Michael Jackson is a part of the continuum that Armstrong started.

Face The Music

Louis Armstrong was the 1st face of popular Black music, i.e., Pop music, almost 40 years before Michael Jackson was born. I’m not saying Pops was more impactful because he was born before Michael, but because of his specific contributions to the interpretation of the American Popular song.

Michael was indeed a genius, but I’ll have to admit, his job was much easier because the road had already been paved by the likes of Pops, Fred Astaire, Sammy Davis Jr., Ray Charles, Jackie Wilson and James Brown.

I’m not one for superlatives, but Armstrong’s Hot Five recordings are the most influential records in Pop music. More influential than the Beatles or Michael Jackson put together. On those sides, he developed the whole idea of the virtuoso vocal and instrumental soloist in the Pop idiom. It was his voice that shaped what would become the Popular song.

The Hipness of The Heebies

One of the keys to Michael’s greatness was his skill of interpreting the Pop song. He made this clear very on with his first solo Pop hit Ben. His scatting and ad-libs were also a part of his genius. When people ask me why is Michael a genius, I tell them to check out his outro to The Lady In My Life. That is a page right out of Satchmo’s book. From 2:40 on is pure magic! #BAM

Pops was the first to scat on record. The last couple of seconds even has a Hiphop moment at 2:40.

Baby Dodds : The World’s 1st Funk Drummer

Most people don’t know this but Armstrong’s drummer, Warren “Baby” Dodds was instrumental in developing what would become the drum set. Before him, people played a selection of “traps” or individual components like cymbals, bells, woodblocks and the like. He formulated those “traps” into an actual kit which is the drum set you often see today. He was also a pioneer in changing the military conception of drum playing to the more triplet-infused, 3 over 4, swing/funk style with the emphasis on the backbeat as opposed to the One.

Baby was also partially responsible for inventing the hi-hat cymbal. William F. Ludwig caught a gig of Baby’s on a cruise ship and saw him patting his foot on the floor. This inspired Ludwig to create a foot operated cymbal for Baby. Irony is, Baby hated it!

It was in Armstrong’s band that he also developed the drum’s first conception of timbral accompaniment behind different soloists. He developed a style of playing that was tailored to each individual soloist as opposed to just “keeping time” behind everyone. He also developed the rimshot (playing the rim of the drums) which he might employ behind Pops’ vocals, then switch to a cymbal under his brother, Johnny Dodds’ clarinet solos and so forth.

Timbral listening is part of what shaped what would become “The Rhythm Section” (chordal instrument, bass and drums). The rhythm section is New Orleans’ gift to the world. It didn’t exist before these cats. The rhythm section is the backbone of Popular music. Without Baby Dodds and them, there would be no “Funk Brothers.”

The New Standard

Armstrong is not as popular, but he is just as accomplished, if not more than MJ. There was no standard before Pops. Reach and historical significance are not the same. I’m not questioning MJ’s popularity. No one’s more famous than Michael.

The Moonwalk

Michael did not invent the moonwalk, he popularized it. It was originally called “the backslide.” The moonwalk is an entirely different dance. Mike did the hell out of it though. Check out Jeffery Daniels (Soul Train, Shalamar). There’s that white glove again! This performance predates Michael’s classic Motown 25 performance by about a year.

Michael was a King, indeed, but King Oliver was a King long before and King Oliver begat Louis, the Original King of Pop. Just because MJ’s the most popular artist doesn’t mean he’s more historically significant than everyone.

Historical significance is not contingent on praise.

Video Killed The Radio Star

MJ broke the color barrier on MTV, but Pops broke the color barrier, period.

The phonograph was to Louis Armstrong as the music video was to Michael Jackson. Prime time. The new medium allowed them both unprecedented levels of popularity. They also had a new sound that matched the new medium. Divine timing had it so that they gave merit to the medium and the medium gave their voices a worldwide platform. The last new dominant medium was the Internet. The thing with the Internet is no one can dominate it because anyone can be a star.

Will there be another big star like Pops or MJ? As always, it’s part chance, part skills. The bigger issue is: Do people care anymore? Mothafuckas are emotionally numb.

There have only been 4 or 5 generations of people impacted by MJ as opposed to the dozen or so impacted by Satchmo. MJ was great, but people seem to be sleeping on the fact that James Brown was his archetype.

Most people don’t even know the many ways Louis Armstrong has influenced their lives. That said, many don’t know Thomas Edison invented the motion picture, but that doesn’t stop them from enjoying the movies.

Impact is not contingent upon recognition. Most of these people who only go back as far as MJ suck. They have no roots. Don’t think it ain’t possible for people to forget MJ just like they have Satchmo. As Buddy Rich said, “It’s very fucking possible!”

MJ Redefined Pop Culture, Pops Started It

I’m not saying MJ didn’t break new ground, but Armstrong had just as much impact, if not more. “Pop” music began in America. There was no world Pop music before it. There were only indigenous forms. It is the advent of the phonograph that allowed there to be a world Pop music. It brought the world together. There was also this “wild,” new, Black music from New Orleans that coincided with the new technology.

Louis Armstrong was the authentic face of the world’s first Pop aesthetic. He is the architect of the Pop song. Satchmo was the one to galvanize all of these seemingly disparate elements into a singular force of Pop art. Pops singlehandedly refined the art of the improvised solo and created the idea of a “Soul” singer.  Pops also redefined the idea of where to place the “beat” in this music. That “feel” didn’t exist before him.

As a result, he influenced every musician in the Popular music idiom either directly or indirectly. Michael influenced more people, but Louis was more influential. There was less “new” territory to discover musically by the time MJ came along.

A True American Idol

Bing Crosby said of Armstrong – “He is the beginning and the end of music in America.” I agree. Louis Armstrong was the most important and influential musician of the 20th century. The Original King of Pop. Popularity and musical influence are two different things. The most influential people are not necessarily the most popular.

Anybody can win a popularity contest, but to influence music requires specific contributions to the advancement of an artform. No person has ever been as popular as MJ, in that sense he is the indisputable “King of Pop,”

but Pop music’s king is Louis Armstrong.


– Nicholas Payton aka The Savior of Archaic Pop